Blue Purr
Pet him. Not too much.
Blurr purrs so hard the picture shakes. That is why every photo of him is blurry. Ears back means stop.
He is asleep. Go for it.
Tap him while his eyes are shut. If his ears go back, hands off. 30 seconds.
Who is this guy
Lives on the arm of this couch. Between the lamp and the TV. Has never moved.
Nobody has a sharp photo of him. He starts purring, the camera starts shaking.
Couch taken? Fine. Clean laundry.
You were working? Not anymore.
Stuff people ask
Why is he blue?
Born that way. Navy, white socks, white bib. Do not call him black.
Does he really bite?
After one pet too many. His ears go back first. That is all the warning you get.
Why is every photo blurry?
The purr. It shakes the whole couch. The camera never had a chance.
What is $BLURR?
A coin about a fat blue cat on a couch. That is it. No promises, just Blurr.